It’s that time of year when the networks are adding even more new programming to our already full TV plates. But before we get started on the New Year in Review, Amber West and I decided to recap our 2011 Why It’s Worth a Watch Wednesday ratings, from best to worst.
While I’m not quite sure where everyone else stands, this crazy television and food obsessed girl has gained her share of comfort weight over the past thirty weeks – figuratively, of course. Thirty weeks — it seems a bit unreal that WatchWed has been around that long. Add up the time and count the amount of MacNCheese and Junk Food TV that we’ve reviewed, the added pounds become a bit easier to understand.
First, let’s take a quick look at the review system:
GTV (Gourmet TV): Everything we want and more
MacTV (MacNCheese TV): Guilty pleasure. Not perfect, but is satisfies
GMacTV (Gourmet MacNCheese TV): A combination of fine wine and comfort food
JFTV (Junk food TV): It’s not great for us, but we’ll go back for seconds
TBPTV (Twice Baked Potato TV): Part gourmet and delicious, while absolutely horrible for our cholesterol
SSTV (Still Simmering TV): It has potential, but the jury is still out
NIV (Nyquil Induced Viewing): Perfect for that late night television sleep timer
LOTV (Liver&Onions TV): Do we really have to explain? Blech
Some of the ratings have been around since Watch Wednesday opened its doors for business, but our palates became a bit more refined over time and it took watching a few series to understand we didn’t quite have the proper scale in place. After considerable thought, we added Gourmet MacNCheese TV, Twice Baked Potato TV, and NyQuil Induced Viewing TV to the menu. After all, a good chef always tweaks his or her recipes depending on the comment cards left behind by the diners, right?
It makes the most sense to begin with our favorites, the best of the best – the GTV (Gourmet TV) rated programs. Leading the way for this television viewer will always be Criminal Minds, Bones, and Burn Notice. Not one of these shows can sit on the DVR for more than an hour without burning a hole in the table cloth – they are that hot.
That’s not to say other plates didn’t also deserve a top-nod, including Blue Bloods, and our favorite cons on Leverage and White Collar. And, believe it or not, there are many other programs that fit into this category that we’ve yet to review (and our explanations are Justified).
But who can afford a bone-in filet, horseradish mashed potatoes, grilled asparagus, and a glass of $100 wine with every meal? It appears not Fox, since our GTV alternate reality favorite, Fringe, is on the rocks. Or rumor has it anyway…
Back to the more affordable dishes…
Most of us enjoy a homemade meatloaf with the rich and creamy guilty pleasure Velveeta Shells & Cheese (also known as MacTV, MacNCheese TV) on the average night.
And what goes better with this more affordable meal than the fantastic new supernatural series, Grimm; the action packed scenes, beautiful scenery, and the leading man eye-candy of Hawaii Five-o (that’s Alex O’Loughlin for anyone who may not already know); as well as the two new rookie programs that have both been renewed for a second season: Suits and Franklin & Bash?
Seriously – try it. Curl up on the sofa with a warm bowl of the cheesy favorite, and check out one of these programs. They’ll promise to fill you and leave you satisfied, wanting more.
Before we eat the last bite, we must pay our respects to the MacTV great that has given us eight seasons of laughter, tears, mystery, intrigue, and drama – the REAL housewives of Wisteria Lane, the Desperate Housewives. It won’t be long before the housewives leave us forever, well until syndication anyway.
Because this girl likes to enjoy a few meals while reminiscing about the good ol’ days of high school, Pretty Little Liars and MTV’s surprising hit, Teen Wolf, also satisfy the carb-craving that everyone needs filled every once in a while (the mystery and intrigue of these YA series doesn’t hurt either).
And for the nights when cooking just doesn’t quite seem like an option, there’s always that trusty bag of greasy potato chips we keep hidden in the pantry.
Television’s equivalent to the JFTV (Junk Food TV) bag of tasty goodness is the same – it’s not the best thing in the world for us, but we must have more than one episode: Unforgettable, Being Human, Law & Order: SVU, Warehouse 13, and the late TNT drama, Memphis Beat.
Yes, Jason Lee’s blues singing detective show has been cancelled, but don’t worry – he’s joined the cast of another JFTV show and returned to his comedic roots in Up All Night.
Next are the days when we really just need something to fill our bellies and ruin our cholesterol, much like a Twice Baked Potato (TBPTV).
For days like these, we have the AMC original hit, The Walking Dead. This post-zombie-apocalyptic television series fills the supernatural undead void we’ve had for years (although a particular someone in this house is still waiting for the Frankenstein monster television program before he’s perfectly satisfied). The survivors working together to make the most of a bad situation makes us feel all warm and fuzzy inside. And then the bloating feeling hits us like a ton of bricks, proving the show isn’t the best thing out there for us – but it sure is fun to savor while it lasts.
Perhaps tasty, warm, fuzzy, and savor aren’t the best words to use when describing a zombie television show, but we think it gets the point across.
And sadly, we left one program Still Simmering (SSTV) on the back burner and completely forgot to pay more attention to it, but we will…especially since Alphas was picked up for a second season. For this, our readers have our deepest apologies. The re-review will come in time before the premiere of season two on SyFy, promise.
All this serious talk may lead one to believe we’re all business around Watch Wednesday, but we’re not. We love to laugh too, and a few of the network funnies received the same critical reviews as the dramas.
Hindsight is always 20/20, therefore we need to re-file the one MacTV rated sitcom (How I Met Your Mother) into the JFTV rating list along with Two and a Half Men and 2 Broke Girls. For some reason, HIMYM has its viewers crying at the end of episodes instead of laughing here recently, which kind of defeats the purpose of the sitcom and explains the need for the downgrade – something just isn’t the same.
And just like my dinner plate, there will be no Liver and Onions TV (LOTV) for the audience today, and hopefully not anytime soon. Yuck!
Okay, that is a ton of television. I didn’t even include the reviews of a few of my Netflix and marathon-style TV favorites (MacTV Charmed and Tru Calling, as well as the Gourmet TV Twin Peaks and Moonlight). Does anyone notice the Alex O’Loughlin trend?
It’s a lot to take in, but tell us:
What do you think? Which shows already in progress need to be in our list? Are there any new shows that you are looking forward to? We’d love to hear from you!
Now click over to Amber’s blog and catch up on where her reviews sit to date.
Come back next week when Amber and I begin the new season of Why It’s Worth a Watch Wednesday!
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